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13 Gay Ways to Avoid These Bad-Luck Superstitions

13 Gay Ways to Avoid These Bad-Luck Superstitions

13 Gay Ways to Avoid These Bad-Luck Superstitions

It's Friday the 13th. Are you prepared?

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It's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means! All sorts of superstitious shenanigans, horror movie marathons and probably a lot of alcohol.

To help you enjoy this unlucky day bad-luck free, here are thirteen gay ways to avoid common supertitions:

1. Walking under a ladder.

Greet the next person you see with a "Yas kween!"

Yas kween

2. Crossing paths with a black cat.

All you have to do is look that cat in the eye and in your best Bianca Del Rio voice say, "Not today, Satan! Not today."

Bianca Del Rio

3. Breaking a mirror.

Simply post an Instagram selfie with #BreakinMirrorsBreakinHearts.

selfie

4. Stepping on a crack.

At the next best opportunity, quote Regina George: "Now I guess she's on crack!"

Crack

5. Spilling the salt.

Just spill the tea, too.

Spill the tea

6. Picking up a tails-up penny.

As long as you bend-and-snap, you're totes ok.

Bend and snap

7. Opening an umbrella inside.

Sing a little Rihanna: "'Ella, 'ella, 'ella!"

Umbrella

8. Seeing a bride before the wedding.

Well, if you're a gay man, we doubt you'll run into this one.

Wedding

9. Stepping on a grave.

Sacrifice a virgin you found on Grindr. Good. Luck.

10. Putting shoes on a table.

That's just not a good idea. You deserve what's comin' to ya.

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11. Playing Bloody Mary

Order a Bloody Mary. Drink Bloody Mary. Repeat.

12. Being the first to stand at a table of thirteen.

Cast a patronus and you're good to go.

13. Not forwarding a chain email.

Send this post to three of your friends before the sun sets, or else ....

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We hope this list keeps you safe and lucky today!

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Dustin Diehl

Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.

Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.